Warhammer Online Beta Registration Opens

I'm sure only a few thousand (few 10's of thousands? 100's??) of you will be very excited to see that Mythic is opening up the mega sluice gate that is the Warhammer Online beta registration .  Whoa!.. hold on now!  Don't friggin' trample me on your way out to get to that sucker!  

Bah... what am I saying?  None of those thousands of people are still here now.  They've clicked that link and are signing up already.  I guess I'll just keep writing stuff for the other 18 of you who are still reading.... I really don't know what to say to you, though.  I'll go dig up another story real quick so you have something to read.  I'll be right back...